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POLICE OFFICERS APOLOGISES TO HOLAHOLA AFTER PROTEST BY STUDENTS

A senior police officer apologized to students over the the illegal detaining of the SUG president holahola yesterday

 This announcement was due to the blockade of roads by FUNAAB students at camp junction as a protest against the beating of the SUG president which caused everyone to understand what was happening to the SUG president

we appeal to relevant authorities to please find a lasting solution to this crises before it becomes a larger problem

CHAIIIIII FUNAAB SUG PRESIDO HOLAHOLA BEATEN BY POLICE

Yesterday turned out to be a bad day for funaab sug president holahola as he was taken to obantoko police station and harassed by the police officers and beaten
The Student Union President was beaten  because he tried speaking on behalf on the school lecturer who was harassed by a TRACE official

"A funaab lecturer was arrested by trace and taken to obantoko police station. He called holla holla and when he got there,there was an exchange of verbal weapons which got presi beaten and detained....the lecturer(a prof) is still in detention but president has been released and told to appear at the station tomorrow morning for further things"
This got students of the funaab angry and they've stage a protest to block the Federal road linking Abeokuta and Ibadan together

This was the circular was sent by the Student Union PRO

GREATEST NIGERIAN STUDENT
Due to the fact that our president was detained and harrased by obantoko police station today, there is going to be a peaceful protest tomorrow at camp junction, we are going to block the federal road at camp between the hours of 6am-10am pls pass this info until it reaches the last funaabite
signed
dynamics
funaabsu p.r.o


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FUNAAB POST UTME DATE 2015/2016 REVEALED

The Post-UTME of Funaab has been confirmed to hold june 2015 according to some official sources the delay of the date of the Post-UTME was due to the elections and fuel scarcity problems which delayed the resumption of staff for the second semester

 According to the source by the end of june the Post-UTME date will be announced and the cut-off marks will be given but most signs indicate that the jamb cut-off mark will be 200  

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BEST BET AND GAMBLING WEBSITES IN NIGERIA

This is an article to guide on sports betting in nigeria since 2012 the rise of gambling in nigeria has increased with the advent of the betting companies here is a preview of the top 5 bet companies in nigeria with ratings from  1-10
                           
                                         SURE BET
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                                    MERRYBET
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The major disadvantage is the unavailability of enough bet shops for customers this has made the bet company not to realy make giant steps in nigeria another problem is their odds and bonus which is quite small compared to others


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This is one of the 3 most popular bet sites in nigeria particularly lagos it used to be one of my favorites

                                     
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                                                 BET9JA
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FUNAAB organises Siwes I.T Orientation for students [ 2015 set]

On the 14th of may a general orientation programme was organised by SIWES for the students going for Industrial training [IT] the programme was scheduled to start at 9AM but it due to logistics problem it started at 11AM . The siwes director apologised to the students for the late timing of the programme

Speakers from SIWES

The  Programme began with the national and school anthem after the  opening prayer the director of siwes funaab chapter spoke to the students on reasons for industrial training other speakers spoke on other topics ranging from personal hygiene to conduct of students during Industrial training centres and they emphasized that students should not look for placement solely for money but should look for placement in places where they can learn since the Industial training is a 16 units course and is important in the Grade Point of each students and the ICT personnel projected the various part of the IT logbook and  it was explained on how students were to fill each page of the logbook.Attendance was passed in which students wrote their information which according to the SIWES director was vital so that information could be passed across by the SIWES to the students
The students conduct was admirable and questions where asked by students concerning issues bothering them on industrial training the programme ended succesfully by 1.39PM with the closing prayer

Most of the students we spoke to commended the school for organising the orientation programme because it helped enlighten  the students knowledge about what to do during the 6months industrial training and they also promised good conduct in their placement centres since they would be ambassadors of the school
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REVEALED FUNAAB SUG TO BUILD RELAXATION CENTRE

Reports reaching us has revealed that funaab SUG plans to build a relaxation centre at the back of the SUB block information about the relaxation centre remains sketchy but it has been disclosed that it
will have a bar with different facilities to make students relax and have fun
check out the 3D view courtsey funaabgist.com

HOLAHOLAR SUG PRESIDENT

PROPOSED SUG RELAXATION CENTRE

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According to a honourable member of the SRA which is the legislative arm of the SUG it was a general agreeement by the SRA to approve the proposal of  the relaxation centre is set to cost over 2million naira most students we spoke to commended the SUG for the idea 'A student from chemistry said it is what is expected from the SUG' in conclusion we hope the plan comes through because this will be a legacy from this SUG  administration

Just blinking

I always feel what the difference between failure and success it is a thin line becausw the succeses of today were failures yesterday but the difference is the ability to believe in yourself there is a tale of 3 losers i know the general thing they all have is lack of self belief it is not an inbuilt attribute but it is needed in life because in this life there is no excuse for failure because only the best is good enough to succeed in life

Todays fixed games

My fixed games for today
Tip Of The Day
17.03.2015
UEFA
CL Atlético Madrid - Leverkusen 1 @1.75
17.03.2015
ENG
LCh Ipswich - Bolton 1 @1.80
17.03.2015
ENG
Conf Eastleigh - Wrexham  all yesterday games came

Todays fixed games

This are my fixed games for today    HOL
D2 Venlo - Den Bosch 1 @2.00
16.03.2015
ARG
D1 Rosario Central - Temperley 1 @1.66
16.03.2015
SUI
D2 Chiasso - Lugano 2 @1.90   sucesss to you all check out tomorrow for more fixed games

Life in federal university

When i got my admission i always thought it would be easy leaving the comfort of my parents house to a school and be free but on getting to university i realised that university is a different experience i remember eating concortion rice for almost through my 100level ist semester and the rust from one lecture hall to another and also the frustration of registration from one department to another it always seemed that the stress would not end but i managed to do all the registration without problems later the test came since i wasnt adequately prepared for them i didnt have high scores in most of them i remember my chm101 i had 8 over 30 felt bad that day but i always have this believe that everything will be alright and with that i faced my academics and prepared for exams

Why i love politics #1

One thing i have learnt in life is never underestimate anybody politics they say is a dirty game but u believe politics is a game of craft mind and skills i am about to embark on a political journey starting from school it might look like a small step but i know it is a step in the right direction i keep hearing people giving excuses like i dont like politics and other similar excuses even though everyone cannot do politics it pays for people to understand the basis of politics as a game of interest of people who are able to make a difference and get power by either hook or crook I dream of being a senator and even peharps the president of my country one day but one thing i see is that in my country politics is a dirty game but me i believe with the right set of mind frame not about self interest but common interest its not about dictatorship but partnership i will be able to have a set of principles that will help me to attain my goals and aspiration in politics but now on school i feel that being the gen sec of my department is a right step in the right direction so help me God

Good to be back

Been long have posted so sorry to all my viewers for the problem due to my academic commitments am so happy that i am back and better thanks for all the well wishes

DR OLOWO : what causes infertility in ladies

About 10 percent of reproductive-age couples in the Nigeria will have difficulty
getting pregnant. About 30 percent of cases
are due to fertility problems in the woman, 30
percent to fertility problems in the man, and the rest to unexplained causes or multiple
factors involving both partners.
If you've had regular, unprotected sex for more than a year  without conceiving, see your doctor .
The National Infertility Association says at
least half of those who have an infertility
evaluation and treatment will be able to have
a successful pregnancy. Endometriosis is a condition that occurs
when tissue found in the uterine lining (called
endometrial tissue) grows outside your
uterus, usually in the abdominal-pelvic
cavity.
Possible symptoms: Some women have no
symptoms, while others have painful
menstrual periods or intercourse, heavy
bleeding or unusual spotting, and general
pelvic pain.
Possible solutions: Surgery to remove
endometrial tissue, fertility drugs with
artificial insemination , fertility drugs with
artificial insemination , surgery to remove
abnormal tissue or unblock tubes, assisted
reproductive technologies (ART) , or adoption
Success rates: Up to 40 percent of women
conceive (either naturally or with treatment)
after having surgery. When fertility drugs to
increase egg production are combined with
artificial insemination, the success rate is
between 9 and 15 percent per cycle. The success rate per cycle with a form of ART called in vitro fertilization (IVF) averages around 35 percent.
Ovulation problems
An ovulation problem is any condition
(usually hormonal) that prevents a mature egg from developing in your ovaries. Possible symptoms: Absent or infrequent periods and abnormally light or heavy bleeding. Possible solutions: Fertility drugs and IVF, or adoption. Success rates: About 40 percent of women receiving clomiphene citrate to induce ovulation become pregnant over the course of
treatment (usually three to six cycles).
Poor egg quality
The quality and number of eggs your ovaries
produce – naturally or with fertility treatment
– often declines significantly with age.
Possible symptoms: None.
Possible solutions: IVF using donor eggs or
embryos , or adoption
Success rates: Women who have IVF using
donor eggs have an approximate 50 percent
chance of having a baby per IVF cycle.
Courtesy of babycentre.co.uk

Artiste of the week VIQQ

A young handsome musician from the south region of the country A student of bowen university he J.U.N.G.L.E Music vocalist, Vici Geez, who changed his name to “ViQQ”, is here
with a slow love song for the ladies and the
love season, Valentine. He is now
revolutionized on dropping slow love songs for every one, despite the high desire for afro
dancehall(party) songs. Download and enjoy this song titled love you down and expect more from the love
crooner. Click the link
www.naijajointz.com/music-viqq-love-you-down/

BREAKING NEWS! Obasanjo dumps PDP, tears membership card

Former Nigerian president Olusegun
Obasanjo has dumped the ruling Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP), stating that, he is
no longer interested being a member.
He reportedly tore his PDP membership
card and said he would continue to serve
Nigeria as a statesman.
Obasanjo has faced a barrage of criticisms
and abuses from PDP stalwarts and aides
of President Goodluck Jonathan, after he
alerted the nation Saturday on a creeping
agenda by Jonathan to win the postponed
election by hook or crook and plunge
Nigeria into war, as done by Ivory Coast’s
former leader, Laurent Gbagbo.
After he left office in 2007, Obasanjo was
chairman of the party’s Board of Trustees,
but also resigned the position.
For some years, he has declined to play
front-bench role in the party, insisting he
will operate at the ward level.
The former president recently endorsed
the candidate of the opposition All
Progressives Congress, Maj. General
Muhammadu Buhari from courtesy of
Sunnewsonline.com

Wow at tragic story about valentine

All my excitement about valentine was destroyed yesterday in what was one of my worst valentine ever I was already grounded in the morning I had made preparation on how to go about it I called my intended val to confirm if she would be around for us to go out with all assurance she promised to come with my heart set I made my preparation for the valentine with plans for going out I took my time to iron my pre starched cloth after doing all my house chores for the day I took my bath and was ready to go out around 2pm when I cal her number to ask where she was the phome rang but she didnt pick I naturally thought she was busy Peharps that was why she wasnt picking her calls I waited for thirty minutes and tried her number again still the same results I began to think diffrent things I sent her a whatsapp message that I was expecting her I decided to rest in the hope that she would come an hour passed after three hours of waiting was so frustrated and went to a near by bar to take some drinks with pepper soup alas I saw her entering the bar with another guy and they where looking intimate since it was dark I thought my mind was playing tricks with me I stood up and got closer to them for better viewing and I saw it was my girlfriend with the other guy caressing themselves I was so shocked I had to leave the bar in anger later on in the evening I saw a message on my phone from her telling me she was sorry that it was a friend of hers that took her out on a surprise val so confused still dont know what to do my friends been making fun of me that i just gave myself hope just had to sleep and hope to end what had been my worst valentine ever.Thanks for viewing pls post comments God bless

Read A letter to my val

I dont know much about the story of valentine but as am writing this to you am thinking very much about you because my life is incomplete without you valentine is a season of love and a time to reflect about all the good things we have done together I remember those periods when we play cry and comfort each other and I also think of how much we love each other which makes me realize that I am yours.You are like a ocean,
And I am like your shores
You are like an endless wave
And I your waiting sand.
And I will wait forever as
You come and smooth my hand.I will wait forever, yet You are a part of me.I hold you in my arms, while you come to me endlessly. I hope when we see today we can be able to share and appreciate love in our lives which is valentine

My life in school#3

I told her that I was in microbiology and askd how she was coping with school demands she replied that it not been easy and she was looking for someone to help direct her on some things on hearing that my heart skipped because I sensed that she was a fresher and knew that it was a gamble worth taking I asked her what level she was in she stopped and asked why I was asking so much questions I told her that there was no reason just wanted to know more about her she smiled and replied me that she was

Edo 419 caught with 2billion naira

Lagos - The Federal High Court in Benin, Edo
State has sentenced a man to two years in
imprisonment for internet fraud.
Philip Agbodobri (alias Graham Karlsson and
Obrien Karlsson) was not given the option of
a fine when he faced charges bordering on
obtaining money by false pretence and
internet scam.
The Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission (EFCC) sought his prosecution.
EFCC Head of Media and Publicity, Wilson
Uwujaren, said officers of the Fourth
Brigade/Sector One, Operation Pulo Shield of
the Nigerian Army in Benin had arrested the
suspect in January 2013 along with 19 other
cohorts of his and handing them over to the
EFCC for further investigation and
prosecution.
Agbodobri was subsequently charged with
engaging in internet scam,having being
caught in possession of a laptop, in which
was found scam emails, with the subject,
Payment Details, which though he knew were
false, but he still sent out to unsuspecting
businessmen.
After diligent prosecution, Justice Ajoku
convicted him of engaging in internet scam,
contrary to Section 6 and 8(b) of the
Advance Fee Fraud and Other Related
Offences Act 2006 and punishable under
section 1(3) of the same Act, Uwujaren said.

My Life in school #1

It all started on a hot afternoon when I saw her on the walkway to one of the halls my heart flustered I tried to dismiss what I was thinking as pure fantasy until I realized that I had too do something about my curiosity so I took the advantage and got close to her I behave ignorantly and ask her if she knew  jao1 which is one of the lecture halls in the school luckily for me she told me that she would pass that way so I gladly told her that can I come with her since she didnt object I followed her on the way we had  a walk for about two minutes without saying a word when I broke the silence and asked for her department she told me she was in banking finance watch out for #2 tomorrow thanks for viewing

Life in school

Dear reader will start a new series on the blog starting from tomorrow called my life in school am sure you will enjoy the series

Read how a Funaab student played with a lecturer intelligence

This scene happened in colanim last week A student playing with his teacher's
intelligence asked thus:
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
LECTURER: Yes!
STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside
the fridge?
LECTURER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in there. I have another question!
LECTURER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside
the fridge?
LECTURER: It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in there.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge take
out the elephant and put it in there
LECTURER: Ooh... ok!
STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party with one animal missing, which
animal would it be?
LECTURER: The lion of course because it would
eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it's the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge.
LECTURER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.
LECTURER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles and
you want to cross, how would you?
LECTURER: There's no way, I would need a
ladder to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just
swim and cross it because all the animals
went to the lion's birthday party. Hope you enjoyed it thanks for viewing

Wow couples Marriage on twitter and skype

GIRL: Dad, I'm in love with a boy
who is far away from
me. I am in Ghana and he lives in
d UK. We met on a
DATINDG WEBSITE, became friends
on FACEBOOK, had long chats on WHATSAPP,
proposed to
each other on SKYPE,
and now we've had 2 months of
relationship through
VIBER. I need ur blessings and
good wishes daddy. DAD Said: Wow! Really!!
Then get
married on TWITTER,
have fun on TANGO. Buy your kids
on E-BAY, send them
thru GMAIL. And if you are fed up
with your husband.. sell him on OLX
Nonsense generation! You will
divorce on YAHOO!
Happy Weekend Peepz get more @ www.neyopompey.blogspot.com

Inec postpones election to march 28 and april 11

In the new schedule announced on
Saturday by the Chairman of the
commission, Professor Attahiru Jega said
that the Presidential Election will hold on
March 28 while the Governorship election
will hold on April 11.
Professor Jega said that the commission
had had wide range consultations with
relevant stakeholders before the decision
was taken.
He said that the decision of the
commission was in the interest of
Nigeria’s democracy.
Post your comments is the postponement a good news or part of pdp plans

5 categories of ladies you will meet in Funaab

Firstly, FUNAAB is the acronym for FEDEREAL
UNIVERSITY OF AGRICULTURE ABEOKUTA.
A Federal University located at Abeokuta, the
capital of Ogun State.
There are different categories of students
you'll see/meet in Funaab, be it Guys or
Ladies. But today my article is based on the
Ladies...
1) The SU Category : Choi! They are very
common and easy to differentiate.. They
always walk with either a Bible or a piece of
paper containing bible verses, sunday school
lectures and more.. They will always walk
up to you just to tell you what Jesus told
them about you last night! in their words
"Brother Olowo Jesus loves you" Did I say he
hates me?
2) Alhaja Bori : 2 4 7 you'll meet them with
their ijabs on.. 90% are humble but one
major thing about them is they carry
everything about school on their head..
Sometimes, you get scared confronting
them.
3) Fancy Alhaja / Pastor (pastress) : Choi!
This category of people will either rock jean
and top with ijabs or you see them on mini
skirt, show me your back and also add their
ijab to it.. While the Fancy Pastress rocks
tight mini skirt, a fitted top that showcases
the bod fig and off earrings claiming to be
D**p*r L*** member. Naso e suppose be?
4) The ones that love serious and loaded
boys : These group of ladies do have
someone they love (Boyfriend) but they still
clinch with other boys all because he's
either Handsome, Brilliant, Loaded or his
room is set. *Clinchers*
5) Lastly, The I.T.K's : By all means they
will always want to prove MRS AM RIGHT
even when their opinions are'nt welcomed.. thanks for viewing pls leave comments about other types of ladies encoutered in funaab
Bolajiraj.blogspot.com

INEC to postpone elections by 6weeks

Nigeria’s electoral commission will
postpone next Saturday’s presidential
and legislative elections for six weeks
to give a new multinational force time
to secure north-eastern areas under
the sway of Boko Haram, an official
close to the commission told the
Associated Press on Saturday.
Millions could be disenfranchised if
the voting went ahead while the
Islamic extremists hold a large swath
of the north-east and commit mayhem
that has driven 1.5 million people
from their homes.
Civil rights groups opposed to any
postponement started a small protest
on Saturday. Police prevented them
from entering the electoral
commission headquarters in Abuja,
Nigeria’s capital. Armed police began
deploying to block roads leading to
the building.
The Nigerian official, who is
knowledgeable of the discussions,
said the Independent National
Electoral Commission would
announce the postponement later on
Saturday. He spoke on condition of
anonymity because of the sensitivity
of the issue.
A major offensive with warplanes and
ground troops from Chad and Nigeria
already has forced the insurgents
from a dozen towns and villages in
the past 10 days. Even greater
military strikes by more countries are
planned.
African Union officials were ending a
three-day meeting Saturday in
Yaounde, Cameroon’s capital, to
finalise details of a 7,500-strong force
from Nigeria and its neighbours Chad,
Cameroon, Benin and Niger. Details of
funding, with the Africans wanting
the United Nations and European
Union to pay, may delay the mission.
Nigeria’s home-grown extremist
group has responded with attacks on
one town in Cameroon and two in
Niger this week. Officials said more
than 100 civilians were killed and 500
wounded in Cameroon. Niger said
about 100 insurgents and one civilian
died in attacks on Friday. Several
security forces from both countries
were killed.
International concern has increased
along with the death toll; some 10,000
have been killed in the uprising in the
past year compared with 2,000 in the
four previous years, according to the
US Council on Foreign Relations.
The United States has been urging
Nigeria to press ahead with the
voting. The US secretary of state, John
Kerry, visited Nigeria two weeks ago
and said that “one of the best ways to
fight back against Boko Haram” was
by holding credible and peaceful
elections, on time.
“It’s imperative that these elections
happen on time as scheduled,” Kerry
said.
Officials in President Goodluck
Jonathan’s administration have been
calling for a postponement.
Any delay is opposed by an
opposition coalition fielding former
military dictator Muhammadu Buhari,
though the opposition stands to take
most votes in the north-east.
Supporters of both sides are
threatening violence if their candidate
does not win. Some 800 people were
killed in riots in the mainly Muslim
north after Buhari, a Muslim, lost
2011 elections to Jonathan, a Christian
from the south.
A postponement will give electoral
officials more time to deliver some 30
million voter cards. The commission
had said the non-delivery of cards to
nearly half of the 68.8 million
registered voters was not a good
reason to delay the vote.

10 signs that show that you are succeding in school

1. Your relationships are less
dramatic than they used to be.
Drama is not maturity. As we age,
we should develop maturity. So
maybe your relationships were
drama-filled in your past, but if you
have moved beyond that, then you
are successful.
2. You are not afraid to ask for
help and support any more.
Asking for help does not equal
weakness. In fact, it is a strength. No
person has ever succeeded in
isolation. It takes teamwork to
accomplish goals. Asking or help is a
sign that you have grown as a
person.
3. You have raised your
standards.
You don’t tolerate bad behavior any
more – from other people, or even
yourself. You hold people
accountable for their actions. You
don’t spend time with the “energy
vampires” in your life anymore.
4. You let go of things that
don’t make you feel good.
No, this is not narcissistic even
though it might seem like it. Self-love
is success. Love yourself enough to
say ‘no’ to anything that doesn’t
make you happy, doesn’t serve your
purpose, or drags you down.
5. You have moments where you
appreciate who you see in the
mirror.
Ideally, you should appreciate who
you see in the mirror at every
moment. But even if that doesn’t
happen, if you do it more than you
used to, then that is success. Love
yourself. You are awesome.
6. You have learned that
setbacks and failure are part of
self-growth.
Not everyone can have success 100%
of the time. That’s just not realistic.
Life is about victories and losses. So
look at your setbacks as stepping
stones to something better. In reality,
there really is no such thing as as
setback. It’s all just part of a
wondrous journey.
You may be interested in reading
this too: 20 Common Habits
Successful People Consciously
Reject
7. You have a support system
that includes people who would
do anything for you.
If you have figured out the people
who “have your back” and
recognized the ones who only
pretend that they do, then you have
succeeded. This is a painful
realization, but once you learn to see
the signs of betrayal, you can stay
away from those people.
8. You don’t complain much.
Because you know there really is
nothing to complain about. Unless
you really have gone through some
horrific life experience and had
unimaginable losses, most of what
we all experience on a day-to-day
basis is just mundane. And successful
people know that. And they live in a
space of gratitude.
9. You can celebrate others’
successes.
Just because other people succeed,
that doesn’t make you a failure.
Applaud the people who rise to the
top. The more positive energy you
give to other people’s victories, the
more you will create your own.
10. You have passions that you
pursue.
You are not stagnant. You know you
have something wonderful to
contribute to the world. You have
unique talents and gifts. Not only do
you know that, you pursue it.

Wisdom of a lone ranger #Expiry date

KNOW YOUR EXPIRY DATE.
It may sound funny if I say people have expiry
date but people really do. Your date in
people's lives expire when you mean
everything to them, you were very close to
them but afterward they begin to treat you less
important than you were to them, they treat
you like a distant stranger, when you become
very boring to them, when you are not the
special person to them as you were before,
when they don't recognize your presence and
importance in their lives like before, when they
begin to take you for granted, when they don't
appreciate your love, the list goes on. When
you realise all these symptoms, you have to
ready and
be prepared to be recycled before you will be
thrown into a trash or dustbin. If your time
expires in other people's lives doesn't mean
that you are useless, just as some materials
that are considered to be useless but when
recycled, can be used to manufacture other
products, so is you when people do not value
your or when your time expired in their lives,
you have to recycle yourself and making sure
that you don't lose your value so that you can
be used in other people's lives.
The fact that people fail to value you doesn't
mean that you don't have value, there are
many people that will treat you the way you
deserve.

What a pity Africans wont change

During the nations cup Equatorial Guinea fans threw objects into the
Ghana end, causing the visiting support to
congregate behind one of the goals and force
the referee to bring a halt to the game
The Africa Cup of Nations semi-final
between Ghana and Equatorial Guinea has
been suspended in the 83rd minute following
violence between rival sets of fans.
The host nation were trailing 3-0 following
goals from Jordan Ayew, Wakaso Mubarak
and Andre Ayew when supporters of the host
nation began hurling bottles into the visiting
support.
As a result, Ghana fans ran down to the
bottom of the stand and congregated behind
one of the goals for their own safety, leading
the referee to suspend the game.
Equatorial Guinea fans then resorted to
throwing objects on to the pitch towards
match officials, before a helicopter flew over
the home support in a bid to halt the
violence.
That intervention led scores of supporters to
leave the stadium, with bottles strewn across
the pitch as the evening descended into
disarray.
Police helicopter hovers above the pitch
the #Ghana fans in real danger. It's now l
a war zone. #AFCON2015
pic.twitter.com/9s7UkrYxQF
— Ghana FA Official (@ghanafaofficial)
February 5, 2015
Police also resorted to the use of tear gas a
they tried to disperse the mass crowd of
offending supporters, before play eventually
resumed over 30 minutes after the original
stoppage.
The game commenced with 90 minutes set
on the clock, as Ghana saw out the final
three minutes of injury-time to seal a 3-0
win and a place in the final of the Africa nations cup

congratulations to Ghana

NIGERIAN STUDENTS FIGHTS AGAINST NO ELECTION HOLIDAYS BY FG

The decision of the Federal
Government to ensure academic
activities continue in public
schools across the nation has been
greeted with so many criticisms
from students .
The honourable Minister of
Education, Mallam Ibrahim
Shekarau after his meeting with
commissioners for education
nationwide on Monday decided to
dump the idea of giving students
election break so as not to further
disrupt academic calendar.
The minister cited the impromptu
Ebola break whose effect is still
been felt in the sector.
Studentsin nigeria have however chided the
minister and those who sat with
him to take such decision as not
weighing arguments properly before
making their pronouncements.
Even as the Students’ Union leaders
Of most nigerian universities
continue to dance to the gallery on
their own opinion about the much
talked about election break
whenever they are asked,  for example the studient Union
President of OAU, Ibikunle Isaac Motunrayo
confirmed to the media yesterday
that students of OAU do not need to
be given any election break.
Ibikunle’s comment of ‘no election
break’ for OAU students has further
heightened and heated arguments
among students as to why the
Students’ Union president has to say
such thing without consulting the
students as such matter relates
directly to their welfare.
“This is a criminal way of
supporting the disenfranchisement
of Great nigerian students in the coming
elections” a student said.
Other argument raised by students
is that they are involved in the
electioneering process.
For those that are not part of the
electorates, they will be serving as
electoral officers in their various
states.
“I registered for the INEC adhoc job
because of the money involved so
that I will be able to pay the
increased school fees come next
semester but with the no election
break announcement, I am seriously
confused” a funaab student
lamented.
Some other students who expressed
fear over what may ensue after the
February 14 poll believe it is not
sane for any authority to keep her
students in school when the Federal
Government will not be providing
additional security to protect lives
and properties.
“I pray we have a peaceful election
but anything can happen and so, we
should see beyond now.
2011 is still fresh in memory! What
will the school authorities do if any
violence breaks out after the
election? Disperse students into the
violence? You see the decision to
keep students in school is not
making any sense” a student said.
The nigerian university commission (NUC)
management as at the time of filing
this report is yet to say anything on
the election break as the Senate
plans to meet before Friday.
However, there are fears that the
management might adopt the
Federal Government’s decision not
even when the Students’ Union
leaders are supporting the same idea
at the expense of popular demands
of the students. Courtesy Cnn.com

Lost trust in funaab#2

i had started enjoying campus life,my
own personal life had really changed, as
a 100level student,i was introduced to a
lot of characters, the good,the bad, and
the handsome, although i related free
with everyone,i still carried a burden in
my chest,a scar in my heart and hate in
my mind.
I listened with great attention at my
opponent,who spoke with authority like
he wrote the textbook himself…
damn, this stupid lecturer had given us a
presentation to present,and in all the
students around,he chose this brilliant
dude to be my opponent.
He spoke and quoted with authority, he’s
speech,fluent like that of obama.
I couldn’t help but notice that he was
equally handsome. I guess i must have
seen him around,probably flirting with
one of those loose girls,i didn’t really
know much about him.
“Thank you mister kingsley”
,the lecturer spoke out, after the nerdy
handsome guy had finished his
presentation, hmmmn, his name was
“kingsley”, like i cared! Durrrh!!..
I came out and stood in front of the
class and began my presentation, but
while i was at it, i felt what i said really
didn’t make any point, it seemed the
“kingsley” or whatever he was called,
had taken all the glory with his charisma
and “textbook quoted” speech.. besides,
am not a girl that likes to lose,
especially when it relates to book stuff,
because am a bookworm, and i would
really feel so awful if i come to lose this
presentation.
My fears were brought to reality, when
the lecturer announced the winner of the
presentation.. shit i lost, another blow to
my face, i felt as if something was stolen
from me..instantly i
developed a bit of transgression towards
kingsley.
I had already picked up my bag and was
heading out of the class when someone
held my hand.
I turned around, it was no other person
than…. KINGSLEY . Courtesy of funaabgist.com

Chai No election holiday for nigerian students

The Minister of Education, Mallam Ibrahim
Shekarau, has said public schools
throughout the country will remain in session
during the February 14 and 28 elections.
Shekarau said this in Abuja on Monday after
a meeting with the state commissioners for
education.

Amazing Students eating crocodile!

Seems strange things will never end a student in a school in ondo state eating crocodile

9 questions to ask yourself this feburary

9 interesting questions but
confusing!!!
1. Can you cry under water?
2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall of trees when they
sleep?
4. Why is it called building
when it is already built?
5. When they say dogs food is new and
improved, who tastes it?
6. “I Love You” is not a question then why
does it need an answer?
7. Why does round pizza come
in a square box?
8. Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?
9. If money doesn’t grow on
trees then why do banks have
branches?          

Pics of the day

Which of this actors is your favorite

Lost trust in funaab #1

My excitement knew no bounds that
fateful Monday morning, as i got dressed
and prepared for my first lecture in
Funaab.
I stood by looking at the mirror, which
made me reflect on my life and who i
have grown to become. Physically, i was
a very beautiful damsel with qualities
wanted by every man. my beauty knew
no limits as i could make the toughest of
hearts melt because of my beauty. Till
today,i believe my beauty could be
compared to that of “delilah” who made
the great samson fall.
I quickly applied my makeup and
hurriedly left for my proposed faculty of
learning.
I had started amassing lots of friends
two weeks later,including male admirers
who i had a great tinge of hatred for…
boys irritated me. most of the boys were
even afraid to talk to me because of my
rudeness.
jeez, I HATE BOYS,infact, the mere
thought of anything that had a tail
between it legs got me irritated, anytime
i remembered what i had gone through in
men’s hands,sent a cold shiver down my
spine.
I chose to forget,but never forgive as i
hoped to one day revenge on the
trespasses sinned against me by the so
called “men”. Now,my main purpose to
achieve is reading my books, making a
1st class in my Department and not
allowing any
ANIMAL wit TAILS distract me!
By the way,my name is BECKY,i had
finished my secondary school,four years
back wit a record of the highest
scoring student in my waec result,with
wat Nigerians call A1 parallel….na
Beans??,my beauty could be equated to
my brilliancy,as i was the best
graduating student back then.
Well,we all know how things happen in
Naija,gaining admission to the university
wasn’t a matter of brilliancy, probably
luck or connections…one thing or the
other,was the problem
every year,either my course of study was
competed for by other students,or my
course was changed which i had to
differ…
Age was no longer by my side,as i just
clocked 20 years last two months,but i
was still very young,needless to say,i
wasn’t even hurrying to get married..i
didn’t think i would sef, because of
my hatred for men…this year i had
gained admission into the federal
university of agriculture, Abeokuta , with
my preferred Course of study.. Animal
Production and Health
My joy couldn’t be described as there
was no unit of measure to my level of
happiness.
Little did i know,what the future laid in
store for me.. courtsey of funaabgist.com

FA CUP DRAW :arsenal vs middlesbrough

Aitor Karanka's men dumped Manchester Cit
out of the competition on Saturday and now
have the opportunity to do the same to the
holders at the Emirates Stadium
Arsenal will face Middlesbrough in the FA
Cup fifth round, while Manchester United
could meet Preston North End or Sheffield
United .
The Red Devils will have to overcome
Cambridge United in a replay after their dour
goalless draw on Friday, and will play away
in the fifth round if they progress.
The Gunners, who eventually saw off Brighto
on Sunday, will now host Boro after Aitor
Karanka's men picked up a shock 2-0 victor
over Manchester City.
Liverpool, should they get past Bolton
Wanderers in their replay, will face Crystal
Palace away.
Bradford City, conquerors of Chelsea in
remarkable circumstances, will face
Sunderland or Fulham.
Elsewhere, there will be a Midlands derby as
Aston Villa will host Leicester City, Blackbur
Rovers meet Stoke, West Brom face West
Ham and Derby host Reading.

1ST FEMALE BISHOP ORDAINED IN ANGLICAN CHURCH

The Church of England
consecrates its first woman as a
bishop
More than two decades after the Church of
England allowed women to become priests,
Anglicans have consecrated their first
woman bishop. Her name is Libby Lane and
she was consecrated today Jan. 26th.
Women clergy pictured above taking pics at
the ceremony at York Minster in York,
northern England. (Photo credit - Reuters)

UTI the latest disease in town

Urinary tract infection?
What is the permanent SOLUTION? and where
can we get TOTAL CURE? A urinary tract
infection that is not treated can lead to a more
serious infection of the kidneys. The bacteria
may travel up the ureters and infect the
kidneys. Normal urine contains no bacteria
(germs).But, Sometimes, bacteria from outside
the body get into the urinary tract, and cause
infection and inflammation. A urinary tract
infection causes the lining of the urinary tract
to become red and irritated, which may
produce some of the following symptoms: Pain
in the abdomen or pelvic area. Pressure in the
lower pelvis. Frequent need to urinate
(frequency). Painful urination (dysuria). Urgent
need to urinate (urgency). Incontinence (urine
leakage). The need to urinate at night.
Abnormal urine color (cloudy urine). Blood in
the urine. Pain during sex. Penis or vaganal
pain. Strong or foul-smelling urine. Anyone
can get a urinary tract infection, but they are
more common in women. This is because the
urethra in females is shorter and closer to the
anus. If you get frequent urinary tract
infections, your doctor may do tests to check
for other health problems—such as diabetes or
an abnormal urinary system—that may be
contributing to your infections.
There are some steps you can take to reduce
your risk of developing a urinary tract
infection: 1. Follow good hygiene practices of
the genital area (especially women). After a
bowel movement, the genitals should be wiped
from front to back to reduce the chance of
dragging E. coli bacteria from the rectal area
to the urethra. 2. Urinate frequently. This
flushes bacteria out of the bladder and may
reduce the risk of cystitis in those who are
prone to urinary tract infections. Drinking
plenty of fluids encourages frequent urination.
Avoid fluids and foods that irritate the bladder,
such as alcohol, citrus juices, drinks
containing caffeine and spicy foods. Also
avoid smoking during this time. 3. Urinate
immediately before and after sex. This may
help flush out bacteria that may have been
introduced during intercourse. Wash the
genital area before having sex. 4. Drink at
least 6-8 glasses of water a day 5. Wear
cotton underwear 6. Avoid tight-fitting clothing
and pantyhose
Pelvic inflammatory disease is an infection of
the uterus, fallopian tubes or ovaries. It is the
most common serious infection among young
women. It is the most common cause of
infertility. The infection can cause tissue
inside the fallopian tubes to become scarred,
which can damage the fallopian tubes or block
them completely. The more often a woman
gets this infection, the greater her risk of
becoming infertile.
Pelvic inflammatory disease usually develops
in a two-stage process. First, the organisms
infect the cervix (opening of the uterus). Then,
the bacteria migrate up to the uterus, fallopian
tubes or ovaries. This PID is common in
women younger than age 25 who have more
than one sex partner. Women who have had
an STD have a higher risk of getting pelvic
inflammatory disease, as do those who have
already had a previous pelvic infection. Any
woman whose sex partner has more than one
sex partner is also at increased risk of pelvic
infection.
The most common symptoms include: Pain in
the pelvis and lower abdomen. Discharge from
the vagina with an unpleasant odor. Pain
during sexual intercourse. A burning feeling
when urinating. Bleeding or spotting between
periods or bleeding after sex. Women who are
in stable sexual relationships with only one
partner have very little risk if neither person
was infected with an STD from a previous
partner. Because most cases of pelvic
inflammatory disease are linked to STDs,
treating a woman's sex partners is essential to
prevent repeat infections. All recent sex
partners of a woman with pelvic inflammatory
disease should be examined by a doctor and
treated as if they had both gonorrhea and
chlamydia. A woman with pelvic inflammatory
disease should not have sex again until her
sex partners have been treated.

Couples life in youth

The weather where I am is crazy!! I mean crazy.  The way I dress now,  one would think I were in Russia and each time I go to bed,  one thing comes to mind; weather for two.

I would give anything to spoon with a guy all night buy nah! I'd rather cover myself with the the blood of Jesus in addition to my duvet.

Co-habiting is also known as "couple's life"  in Nigeria. When I was in university, the pattern was very predictable.  The love birds few weeks into the relationship would start spending nights together then  either the girl would drop her bra,  the next day it's her hairbrush,  the next her top till she moves in finally.

Most of my relationships were LDR but the guy I dated in my school knew my stand because I told him point blank that I would have none of that. The highest we did was spend the night together.

The truth is over the years,  I've talked to lots of guys and I asked them if they'll eventually marry that girl they are cohabiting with and lovelies,  99%  gave me an emphatic NO and the premise is "why buy the cow when I can have the milk for free?".

As much as we might like to brand them heartless,  statistics have shown that most times,  it is we the female that will always lose out (aren't we mostly disadvantaged when it comes to most of these issues anyways?) so why not use your head and avoid becoming an addition to that statistics??

I honestly do not know what advantage(s)  lie in cohabiting because most times,  the girl has to cook,  clean etc and the only thing the guy might have to offer is maybe free house,  stipends and sex which most times would be forced whether she feels like it or not and for someone like me who has scoin scoin,  we go fight tire because I can't be performing wife duties for a boyfi so I'd rather not engage in it to avoid stories that touch.

So now,  it's over  to you dear readers.  What are the advantages, disadvantages etc of cohabiting? Ever done it??

REVEALED EVENT LIST FOR FUNAAB FRESHERS 2015

Day 1: Matriculation/Free Film Show
Date: 28th of Jan 2015
Time: 4pm
Venue: Ceremonial Building/Jao 3
Day 2: Symposium
Date: 29th of Jan 2015
Time: 12 noon
Venue: Ceremonial Building
Day 3: Freshers Night/Mr and Mrs
Funaab
Guest Artiste: Jaywon
Date: 30th of January 2015
Time: 7pm
Gate Fee: N300, VIP- N500
Details on Mr and Miss Freshers
Form is Free
Audition Comes Up on the 26th and 27th
of January 2015.
Winner Gets:
» Free Dinner with the SUG Executives
» Ambassadors of FunaabSU
» 1 week Free meal at Tantiz
» Automatic Entry into Mr and Miss
Funaab Pageant in 2nd Semester

FUNAAB DANCE COMPETITION

Whether u call it carnival o, or u call it party,
abi u call it clubbing, u must not miss it!
If u call it a carnival, its TRUE o, students
from different schools will be there.., if u now
miss it, u are on d Jonzing level..
If u call it a party, u're still very correct
because refreshment go dey plenty ooo!
If u now call it clubbing, chai! Na dat one sure
pass, u will dance ehn soote ehn U go forget
your matric number- its
ATW2D FUNAAB FIRST EVER CAMPUS
DANCE COMPETITION tagged- ATW2D (A
THOUSAND WAYS 2 DANCE)
Featuring: FASHION | COMEDY | MUSIC
Date: FEB 4TH 2015
Venue: MAHMUD YAKUB HALL
Time: 12pm--
Register your Dance crew with just 5k to part
of the registered crew and stand a chance of
winning CASH PRICE WORTH # 100K
Visit http://goo.gl/forms/6o26rJsf64 to
register
Registrations ends FEB 2ND
SIDE ATTRACTION: RED CARPET | RAFFLE
DRAW TICKET | REFRESHMENT | FREE GIFT
FOR THE FIRST 100 PEOPLE
NB: The N200 Ticket for the Show/Gate Fee,
also qualifies you for a RAFFLE DRAW DRAW.