FUNAAB POST UTME 2015 Tricks and advices

Tricks and Advice On How To Gain Admission Into The Federal University Of Agriculture Abeokuta
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Most times we all seek information on a particular topic but the information often obtained may be false or less important at the moment of utmost importance. But here I am going to be exposing to my extinguished readers the Guidelines of a Successful FUNAAB 2015 Post UTME

1, PUNCTUALITY- All Jambite should be at university at due time issued for his or her POST UTME examination because FUNAAB would not allow late examination.and thus chances of admission would be slim

2, DRESSING- The university frowns at improper dressing / rugged dress codes.If Applicants don't dress well on Post UTME day, the Applicants may not be allowed to take in the examination

3, AGE- Applicants must be above the age of 16 years to be allowed to take to take the Post UTME

4, CONDUCT- Prospective candidate should behave well and have all necessary documents for the examination proper

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Life in federal university

When i got my admission i always thought it would be easy leaving the comfort of my parents house to a school and be free but on getting to university i realised that university is a different experience i remember eating concortion rice for almost through my 100level ist semester and the rust from one lecture hall to another and also the frustration of registration from one department to another it always seemed that the stress would not end but i managed to do all the registration without problems later the test came since i wasnt adequately prepared for them i didnt have high scores in most of them i remember my chm101 i had 8 over 30 felt bad that day but i always have this believe that everything will be alright and with that i faced my academics and prepared for exams

DR OLOWO : what causes infertility in ladies

About 10 percent of reproductive-age couples in the Nigeria will have difficulty
getting pregnant. About 30 percent of cases
are due to fertility problems in the woman, 30
percent to fertility problems in the man, and the rest to unexplained causes or multiple
factors involving both partners.
If you've had regular, unprotected sex for more than a year  without conceiving, see your doctor .
The National Infertility Association says at
least half of those who have an infertility
evaluation and treatment will be able to have
a successful pregnancy. Endometriosis is a condition that occurs
when tissue found in the uterine lining (called
endometrial tissue) grows outside your
uterus, usually in the abdominal-pelvic
cavity.
Possible symptoms: Some women have no
symptoms, while others have painful
menstrual periods or intercourse, heavy
bleeding or unusual spotting, and general
pelvic pain.
Possible solutions: Surgery to remove
endometrial tissue, fertility drugs with
artificial insemination , fertility drugs with
artificial insemination , surgery to remove
abnormal tissue or unblock tubes, assisted
reproductive technologies (ART) , or adoption
Success rates: Up to 40 percent of women
conceive (either naturally or with treatment)
after having surgery. When fertility drugs to
increase egg production are combined with
artificial insemination, the success rate is
between 9 and 15 percent per cycle. The success rate per cycle with a form of ART called in vitro fertilization (IVF) averages around 35 percent.
Ovulation problems
An ovulation problem is any condition
(usually hormonal) that prevents a mature egg from developing in your ovaries. Possible symptoms: Absent or infrequent periods and abnormally light or heavy bleeding. Possible solutions: Fertility drugs and IVF, or adoption. Success rates: About 40 percent of women receiving clomiphene citrate to induce ovulation become pregnant over the course of
treatment (usually three to six cycles).
Poor egg quality
The quality and number of eggs your ovaries
produce – naturally or with fertility treatment
– often declines significantly with age.
Possible symptoms: None.
Possible solutions: IVF using donor eggs or
embryos , or adoption
Success rates: Women who have IVF using
donor eggs have an approximate 50 percent
chance of having a baby per IVF cycle.
Courtesy of babycentre.co.uk

Artiste of the week VIQQ

A young handsome musician from the south region of the country A student of bowen university he J.U.N.G.L.E Music vocalist, Vici Geez, who changed his name to “ViQQ”, is here
with a slow love song for the ladies and the
love season, Valentine. He is now
revolutionized on dropping slow love songs for every one, despite the high desire for afro
dancehall(party) songs. Download and enjoy this song titled love you down and expect more from the love
crooner. Click the link
www.naijajointz.com/music-viqq-love-you-down/

Wow at tragic story about valentine

All my excitement about valentine was destroyed yesterday in what was one of my worst valentine ever I was already grounded in the morning I had made preparation on how to go about it I called my intended val to confirm if she would be around for us to go out with all assurance she promised to come with my heart set I made my preparation for the valentine with plans for going out I took my time to iron my pre starched cloth after doing all my house chores for the day I took my bath and was ready to go out around 2pm when I cal her number to ask where she was the phome rang but she didnt pick I naturally thought she was busy Peharps that was why she wasnt picking her calls I waited for thirty minutes and tried her number again still the same results I began to think diffrent things I sent her a whatsapp message that I was expecting her I decided to rest in the hope that she would come an hour passed after three hours of waiting was so frustrated and went to a near by bar to take some drinks with pepper soup alas I saw her entering the bar with another guy and they where looking intimate since it was dark I thought my mind was playing tricks with me I stood up and got closer to them for better viewing and I saw it was my girlfriend with the other guy caressing themselves I was so shocked I had to leave the bar in anger later on in the evening I saw a message on my phone from her telling me she was sorry that it was a friend of hers that took her out on a surprise val so confused still dont know what to do my friends been making fun of me that i just gave myself hope just had to sleep and hope to end what had been my worst valentine ever.Thanks for viewing pls post comments God bless

Read A letter to my val

I dont know much about the story of valentine but as am writing this to you am thinking very much about you because my life is incomplete without you valentine is a season of love and a time to reflect about all the good things we have done together I remember those periods when we play cry and comfort each other and I also think of how much we love each other which makes me realize that I am yours.You are like a ocean,
And I am like your shores
You are like an endless wave
And I your waiting sand.
And I will wait forever as
You come and smooth my hand.I will wait forever, yet You are a part of me.I hold you in my arms, while you come to me endlessly. I hope when we see today we can be able to share and appreciate love in our lives which is valentine

Read how a Funaab student played with a lecturer intelligence

This scene happened in colanim last week A student playing with his teacher's
intelligence asked thus:
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
LECTURER: Yes!
STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside
the fridge?
LECTURER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in there. I have another question!
LECTURER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside
the fridge?
LECTURER: It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in there.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge take
out the elephant and put it in there
LECTURER: Ooh... ok!
STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party with one animal missing, which
animal would it be?
LECTURER: The lion of course because it would
eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it's the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge.
LECTURER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.
LECTURER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles and
you want to cross, how would you?
LECTURER: There's no way, I would need a
ladder to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just
swim and cross it because all the animals
went to the lion's birthday party. Hope you enjoyed it thanks for viewing