Read how a Funaab student played with a lecturer intelligence

This scene happened in colanim last week A student playing with his teacher's
intelligence asked thus:
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
LECTURER: Yes!
STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside
the fridge?
LECTURER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in there. I have another question!
LECTURER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside
the fridge?
LECTURER: It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in there.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge take
out the elephant and put it in there
LECTURER: Ooh... ok!
STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party with one animal missing, which
animal would it be?
LECTURER: The lion of course because it would
eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it's the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge.
LECTURER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.
LECTURER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles and
you want to cross, how would you?
LECTURER: There's no way, I would need a
ladder to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just
swim and cross it because all the animals
went to the lion's birthday party. Hope you enjoyed it thanks for viewing

Wow couples Marriage on twitter and skype

GIRL: Dad, I'm in love with a boy
who is far away from
me. I am in Ghana and he lives in
d UK. We met on a
DATINDG WEBSITE, became friends
on FACEBOOK, had long chats on WHATSAPP,
proposed to
each other on SKYPE,
and now we've had 2 months of
relationship through
VIBER. I need ur blessings and
good wishes daddy. DAD Said: Wow! Really!!
Then get
married on TWITTER,
have fun on TANGO. Buy your kids
on E-BAY, send them
thru GMAIL. And if you are fed up
with your husband.. sell him on OLX
Nonsense generation! You will
divorce on YAHOO!
Happy Weekend Peepz get more @ www.neyopompey.blogspot.com

Inec postpones election to march 28 and april 11

In the new schedule announced on
Saturday by the Chairman of the
commission, Professor Attahiru Jega said
that the Presidential Election will hold on
March 28 while the Governorship election
will hold on April 11.
Professor Jega said that the commission
had had wide range consultations with
relevant stakeholders before the decision
was taken.
He said that the decision of the
commission was in the interest of
Nigeria’s democracy.
Post your comments is the postponement a good news or part of pdp plans

5 categories of ladies you will meet in Funaab

Firstly, FUNAAB is the acronym for FEDEREAL
UNIVERSITY OF AGRICULTURE ABEOKUTA.
A Federal University located at Abeokuta, the
capital of Ogun State.
There are different categories of students
you'll see/meet in Funaab, be it Guys or
Ladies. But today my article is based on the
Ladies...
1) The SU Category : Choi! They are very
common and easy to differentiate.. They
always walk with either a Bible or a piece of
paper containing bible verses, sunday school
lectures and more.. They will always walk
up to you just to tell you what Jesus told
them about you last night! in their words
"Brother Olowo Jesus loves you" Did I say he
hates me?
2) Alhaja Bori : 2 4 7 you'll meet them with
their ijabs on.. 90% are humble but one
major thing about them is they carry
everything about school on their head..
Sometimes, you get scared confronting
them.
3) Fancy Alhaja / Pastor (pastress) : Choi!
This category of people will either rock jean
and top with ijabs or you see them on mini
skirt, show me your back and also add their
ijab to it.. While the Fancy Pastress rocks
tight mini skirt, a fitted top that showcases
the bod fig and off earrings claiming to be
D**p*r L*** member. Naso e suppose be?
4) The ones that love serious and loaded
boys : These group of ladies do have
someone they love (Boyfriend) but they still
clinch with other boys all because he's
either Handsome, Brilliant, Loaded or his
room is set. *Clinchers*
5) Lastly, The I.T.K's : By all means they
will always want to prove MRS AM RIGHT
even when their opinions are'nt welcomed.. thanks for viewing pls leave comments about other types of ladies encoutered in funaab
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INEC to postpone elections by 6weeks

Nigeria’s electoral commission will
postpone next Saturday’s presidential
and legislative elections for six weeks
to give a new multinational force time
to secure north-eastern areas under
the sway of Boko Haram, an official
close to the commission told the
Associated Press on Saturday.
Millions could be disenfranchised if
the voting went ahead while the
Islamic extremists hold a large swath
of the north-east and commit mayhem
that has driven 1.5 million people
from their homes.
Civil rights groups opposed to any
postponement started a small protest
on Saturday. Police prevented them
from entering the electoral
commission headquarters in Abuja,
Nigeria’s capital. Armed police began
deploying to block roads leading to
the building.
The Nigerian official, who is
knowledgeable of the discussions,
said the Independent National
Electoral Commission would
announce the postponement later on
Saturday. He spoke on condition of
anonymity because of the sensitivity
of the issue.
A major offensive with warplanes and
ground troops from Chad and Nigeria
already has forced the insurgents
from a dozen towns and villages in
the past 10 days. Even greater
military strikes by more countries are
planned.
African Union officials were ending a
three-day meeting Saturday in
Yaounde, Cameroon’s capital, to
finalise details of a 7,500-strong force
from Nigeria and its neighbours Chad,
Cameroon, Benin and Niger. Details of
funding, with the Africans wanting
the United Nations and European
Union to pay, may delay the mission.
Nigeria’s home-grown extremist
group has responded with attacks on
one town in Cameroon and two in
Niger this week. Officials said more
than 100 civilians were killed and 500
wounded in Cameroon. Niger said
about 100 insurgents and one civilian
died in attacks on Friday. Several
security forces from both countries
were killed.
International concern has increased
along with the death toll; some 10,000
have been killed in the uprising in the
past year compared with 2,000 in the
four previous years, according to the
US Council on Foreign Relations.
The United States has been urging
Nigeria to press ahead with the
voting. The US secretary of state, John
Kerry, visited Nigeria two weeks ago
and said that “one of the best ways to
fight back against Boko Haram” was
by holding credible and peaceful
elections, on time.
“It’s imperative that these elections
happen on time as scheduled,” Kerry
said.
Officials in President Goodluck
Jonathan’s administration have been
calling for a postponement.
Any delay is opposed by an
opposition coalition fielding former
military dictator Muhammadu Buhari,
though the opposition stands to take
most votes in the north-east.
Supporters of both sides are
threatening violence if their candidate
does not win. Some 800 people were
killed in riots in the mainly Muslim
north after Buhari, a Muslim, lost
2011 elections to Jonathan, a Christian
from the south.
A postponement will give electoral
officials more time to deliver some 30
million voter cards. The commission
had said the non-delivery of cards to
nearly half of the 68.8 million
registered voters was not a good
reason to delay the vote.

10 signs that show that you are succeding in school

1. Your relationships are less
dramatic than they used to be.
Drama is not maturity. As we age,
we should develop maturity. So
maybe your relationships were
drama-filled in your past, but if you
have moved beyond that, then you
are successful.
2. You are not afraid to ask for
help and support any more.
Asking for help does not equal
weakness. In fact, it is a strength. No
person has ever succeeded in
isolation. It takes teamwork to
accomplish goals. Asking or help is a
sign that you have grown as a
person.
3. You have raised your
standards.
You don’t tolerate bad behavior any
more – from other people, or even
yourself. You hold people
accountable for their actions. You
don’t spend time with the “energy
vampires” in your life anymore.
4. You let go of things that
don’t make you feel good.
No, this is not narcissistic even
though it might seem like it. Self-love
is success. Love yourself enough to
say ‘no’ to anything that doesn’t
make you happy, doesn’t serve your
purpose, or drags you down.
5. You have moments where you
appreciate who you see in the
mirror.
Ideally, you should appreciate who
you see in the mirror at every
moment. But even if that doesn’t
happen, if you do it more than you
used to, then that is success. Love
yourself. You are awesome.
6. You have learned that
setbacks and failure are part of
self-growth.
Not everyone can have success 100%
of the time. That’s just not realistic.
Life is about victories and losses. So
look at your setbacks as stepping
stones to something better. In reality,
there really is no such thing as as
setback. It’s all just part of a
wondrous journey.
You may be interested in reading
this too: 20 Common Habits
Successful People Consciously
Reject
7. You have a support system
that includes people who would
do anything for you.
If you have figured out the people
who “have your back” and
recognized the ones who only
pretend that they do, then you have
succeeded. This is a painful
realization, but once you learn to see
the signs of betrayal, you can stay
away from those people.
8. You don’t complain much.
Because you know there really is
nothing to complain about. Unless
you really have gone through some
horrific life experience and had
unimaginable losses, most of what
we all experience on a day-to-day
basis is just mundane. And successful
people know that. And they live in a
space of gratitude.
9. You can celebrate others’
successes.
Just because other people succeed,
that doesn’t make you a failure.
Applaud the people who rise to the
top. The more positive energy you
give to other people’s victories, the
more you will create your own.
10. You have passions that you
pursue.
You are not stagnant. You know you
have something wonderful to
contribute to the world. You have
unique talents and gifts. Not only do
you know that, you pursue it.

Wisdom of a lone ranger #Expiry date

KNOW YOUR EXPIRY DATE.
It may sound funny if I say people have expiry
date but people really do. Your date in
people's lives expire when you mean
everything to them, you were very close to
them but afterward they begin to treat you less
important than you were to them, they treat
you like a distant stranger, when you become
very boring to them, when you are not the
special person to them as you were before,
when they don't recognize your presence and
importance in their lives like before, when they
begin to take you for granted, when they don't
appreciate your love, the list goes on. When
you realise all these symptoms, you have to
ready and
be prepared to be recycled before you will be
thrown into a trash or dustbin. If your time
expires in other people's lives doesn't mean
that you are useless, just as some materials
that are considered to be useless but when
recycled, can be used to manufacture other
products, so is you when people do not value
your or when your time expired in their lives,
you have to recycle yourself and making sure
that you don't lose your value so that you can
be used in other people's lives.
The fact that people fail to value you doesn't
mean that you don't have value, there are
many people that will treat you the way you
deserve.