Lost trust in funaab #1

My excitement knew no bounds that
fateful Monday morning, as i got dressed
and prepared for my first lecture in
Funaab.
I stood by looking at the mirror, which
made me reflect on my life and who i
have grown to become. Physically, i was
a very beautiful damsel with qualities
wanted by every man. my beauty knew
no limits as i could make the toughest of
hearts melt because of my beauty. Till
today,i believe my beauty could be
compared to that of “delilah” who made
the great samson fall.
I quickly applied my makeup and
hurriedly left for my proposed faculty of
learning.
I had started amassing lots of friends
two weeks later,including male admirers
who i had a great tinge of hatred for…
boys irritated me. most of the boys were
even afraid to talk to me because of my
rudeness.
jeez, I HATE BOYS,infact, the mere
thought of anything that had a tail
between it legs got me irritated, anytime
i remembered what i had gone through in
men’s hands,sent a cold shiver down my
spine.
I chose to forget,but never forgive as i
hoped to one day revenge on the
trespasses sinned against me by the so
called “men”. Now,my main purpose to
achieve is reading my books, making a
1st class in my Department and not
allowing any
ANIMAL wit TAILS distract me!
By the way,my name is BECKY,i had
finished my secondary school,four years
back wit a record of the highest
scoring student in my waec result,with
wat Nigerians call A1 parallel….na
Beans??,my beauty could be equated to
my brilliancy,as i was the best
graduating student back then.
Well,we all know how things happen in
Naija,gaining admission to the university
wasn’t a matter of brilliancy, probably
luck or connections…one thing or the
other,was the problem
every year,either my course of study was
competed for by other students,or my
course was changed which i had to
differ…
Age was no longer by my side,as i just
clocked 20 years last two months,but i
was still very young,needless to say,i
wasn’t even hurrying to get married..i
didn’t think i would sef, because of
my hatred for men…this year i had
gained admission into the federal
university of agriculture, Abeokuta , with
my preferred Course of study.. Animal
Production and Health
My joy couldn’t be described as there
was no unit of measure to my level of
happiness.
Little did i know,what the future laid in
store for me.. courtsey of funaabgist.com

FA CUP DRAW :arsenal vs middlesbrough

Aitor Karanka's men dumped Manchester Cit
out of the competition on Saturday and now
have the opportunity to do the same to the
holders at the Emirates Stadium
Arsenal will face Middlesbrough in the FA
Cup fifth round, while Manchester United
could meet Preston North End or Sheffield
United .
The Red Devils will have to overcome
Cambridge United in a replay after their dour
goalless draw on Friday, and will play away
in the fifth round if they progress.
The Gunners, who eventually saw off Brighto
on Sunday, will now host Boro after Aitor
Karanka's men picked up a shock 2-0 victor
over Manchester City.
Liverpool, should they get past Bolton
Wanderers in their replay, will face Crystal
Palace away.
Bradford City, conquerors of Chelsea in
remarkable circumstances, will face
Sunderland or Fulham.
Elsewhere, there will be a Midlands derby as
Aston Villa will host Leicester City, Blackbur
Rovers meet Stoke, West Brom face West
Ham and Derby host Reading.

1ST FEMALE BISHOP ORDAINED IN ANGLICAN CHURCH

The Church of England
consecrates its first woman as a
bishop
More than two decades after the Church of
England allowed women to become priests,
Anglicans have consecrated their first
woman bishop. Her name is Libby Lane and
she was consecrated today Jan. 26th.
Women clergy pictured above taking pics at
the ceremony at York Minster in York,
northern England. (Photo credit - Reuters)

UTI the latest disease in town

Urinary tract infection?
What is the permanent SOLUTION? and where
can we get TOTAL CURE? A urinary tract
infection that is not treated can lead to a more
serious infection of the kidneys. The bacteria
may travel up the ureters and infect the
kidneys. Normal urine contains no bacteria
(germs).But, Sometimes, bacteria from outside
the body get into the urinary tract, and cause
infection and inflammation. A urinary tract
infection causes the lining of the urinary tract
to become red and irritated, which may
produce some of the following symptoms: Pain
in the abdomen or pelvic area. Pressure in the
lower pelvis. Frequent need to urinate
(frequency). Painful urination (dysuria). Urgent
need to urinate (urgency). Incontinence (urine
leakage). The need to urinate at night.
Abnormal urine color (cloudy urine). Blood in
the urine. Pain during sex. Penis or vaganal
pain. Strong or foul-smelling urine. Anyone
can get a urinary tract infection, but they are
more common in women. This is because the
urethra in females is shorter and closer to the
anus. If you get frequent urinary tract
infections, your doctor may do tests to check
for other health problems—such as diabetes or
an abnormal urinary system—that may be
contributing to your infections.
There are some steps you can take to reduce
your risk of developing a urinary tract
infection: 1. Follow good hygiene practices of
the genital area (especially women). After a
bowel movement, the genitals should be wiped
from front to back to reduce the chance of
dragging E. coli bacteria from the rectal area
to the urethra. 2. Urinate frequently. This
flushes bacteria out of the bladder and may
reduce the risk of cystitis in those who are
prone to urinary tract infections. Drinking
plenty of fluids encourages frequent urination.
Avoid fluids and foods that irritate the bladder,
such as alcohol, citrus juices, drinks
containing caffeine and spicy foods. Also
avoid smoking during this time. 3. Urinate
immediately before and after sex. This may
help flush out bacteria that may have been
introduced during intercourse. Wash the
genital area before having sex. 4. Drink at
least 6-8 glasses of water a day 5. Wear
cotton underwear 6. Avoid tight-fitting clothing
and pantyhose
Pelvic inflammatory disease is an infection of
the uterus, fallopian tubes or ovaries. It is the
most common serious infection among young
women. It is the most common cause of
infertility. The infection can cause tissue
inside the fallopian tubes to become scarred,
which can damage the fallopian tubes or block
them completely. The more often a woman
gets this infection, the greater her risk of
becoming infertile.
Pelvic inflammatory disease usually develops
in a two-stage process. First, the organisms
infect the cervix (opening of the uterus). Then,
the bacteria migrate up to the uterus, fallopian
tubes or ovaries. This PID is common in
women younger than age 25 who have more
than one sex partner. Women who have had
an STD have a higher risk of getting pelvic
inflammatory disease, as do those who have
already had a previous pelvic infection. Any
woman whose sex partner has more than one
sex partner is also at increased risk of pelvic
infection.
The most common symptoms include: Pain in
the pelvis and lower abdomen. Discharge from
the vagina with an unpleasant odor. Pain
during sexual intercourse. A burning feeling
when urinating. Bleeding or spotting between
periods or bleeding after sex. Women who are
in stable sexual relationships with only one
partner have very little risk if neither person
was infected with an STD from a previous
partner. Because most cases of pelvic
inflammatory disease are linked to STDs,
treating a woman's sex partners is essential to
prevent repeat infections. All recent sex
partners of a woman with pelvic inflammatory
disease should be examined by a doctor and
treated as if they had both gonorrhea and
chlamydia. A woman with pelvic inflammatory
disease should not have sex again until her
sex partners have been treated.

Couples life in youth

The weather where I am is crazy!! I mean crazy.  The way I dress now,  one would think I were in Russia and each time I go to bed,  one thing comes to mind; weather for two.

I would give anything to spoon with a guy all night buy nah! I'd rather cover myself with the the blood of Jesus in addition to my duvet.

Co-habiting is also known as "couple's life"  in Nigeria. When I was in university, the pattern was very predictable.  The love birds few weeks into the relationship would start spending nights together then  either the girl would drop her bra,  the next day it's her hairbrush,  the next her top till she moves in finally.

Most of my relationships were LDR but the guy I dated in my school knew my stand because I told him point blank that I would have none of that. The highest we did was spend the night together.

The truth is over the years,  I've talked to lots of guys and I asked them if they'll eventually marry that girl they are cohabiting with and lovelies,  99%  gave me an emphatic NO and the premise is "why buy the cow when I can have the milk for free?".

As much as we might like to brand them heartless,  statistics have shown that most times,  it is we the female that will always lose out (aren't we mostly disadvantaged when it comes to most of these issues anyways?) so why not use your head and avoid becoming an addition to that statistics??

I honestly do not know what advantage(s)  lie in cohabiting because most times,  the girl has to cook,  clean etc and the only thing the guy might have to offer is maybe free house,  stipends and sex which most times would be forced whether she feels like it or not and for someone like me who has scoin scoin,  we go fight tire because I can't be performing wife duties for a boyfi so I'd rather not engage in it to avoid stories that touch.

So now,  it's over  to you dear readers.  What are the advantages, disadvantages etc of cohabiting? Ever done it??

REVEALED EVENT LIST FOR FUNAAB FRESHERS 2015

Day 1: Matriculation/Free Film Show
Date: 28th of Jan 2015
Time: 4pm
Venue: Ceremonial Building/Jao 3
Day 2: Symposium
Date: 29th of Jan 2015
Time: 12 noon
Venue: Ceremonial Building
Day 3: Freshers Night/Mr and Mrs
Funaab
Guest Artiste: Jaywon
Date: 30th of January 2015
Time: 7pm
Gate Fee: N300, VIP- N500
Details on Mr and Miss Freshers
Form is Free
Audition Comes Up on the 26th and 27th
of January 2015.
Winner Gets:
» Free Dinner with the SUG Executives
» Ambassadors of FunaabSU
» 1 week Free meal at Tantiz
» Automatic Entry into Mr and Miss
Funaab Pageant in 2nd Semester

FUNAAB DANCE COMPETITION

Whether u call it carnival o, or u call it party,
abi u call it clubbing, u must not miss it!
If u call it a carnival, its TRUE o, students
from different schools will be there.., if u now
miss it, u are on d Jonzing level..
If u call it a party, u're still very correct
because refreshment go dey plenty ooo!
If u now call it clubbing, chai! Na dat one sure
pass, u will dance ehn soote ehn U go forget
your matric number- its
ATW2D FUNAAB FIRST EVER CAMPUS
DANCE COMPETITION tagged- ATW2D (A
THOUSAND WAYS 2 DANCE)
Featuring: FASHION | COMEDY | MUSIC
Date: FEB 4TH 2015
Venue: MAHMUD YAKUB HALL
Time: 12pm--
Register your Dance crew with just 5k to part
of the registered crew and stand a chance of
winning CASH PRICE WORTH # 100K
Visit http://goo.gl/forms/6o26rJsf64 to
register
Registrations ends FEB 2ND
SIDE ATTRACTION: RED CARPET | RAFFLE
DRAW TICKET | REFRESHMENT | FREE GIFT
FOR THE FIRST 100 PEOPLE
NB: The N200 Ticket for the Show/Gate Fee,
also qualifies you for a RAFFLE DRAW DRAW.